Life didn’t exactly deal you a pair of aces when you’re an overgrown, angst-ridden, mutant crocodile monstrosity hellbent on terrorising the neighbourhood. Lucky for Croczilla, these are the exact qualities film executives admire and he was hired to be the star of a franchise of monster movies where he gets to fulfill his lust for devouring humans whilst being paid. The critics are impressed with the gory visual effects, the execs laugh nervously at the assumed ‘visual effects.’